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The Twelve Days of Christmas — Wall Street Edition

On 
the 
twelfth
 day
 of 
Christmas, 
Wall 
Streeters 
gave 
to 
we
Twelve
 Senators 
corrupting,
Eleven 
industries 
shuttering,
Ten
 percent
 unemployment,
Nine 
mortgages 
foreclosing,
Eight‐figure 
bonuses 
a‐paying,
Seven 
homeowners 
a‐sinking,
Six
 banks
 a‐failing,
Five
 golden
 parachutes,
Four
 calling 
lobbyists,
Three 
pink
 slips,
Two
 endless
 wars,
and
 corporate
 socialism
 that 
is 
risk
 free.

(By Tim Stewart, with apologies to the original unknown author. Tim is an associate professor at the Kyoto University Institute for the Promotion of Excellence in Higher Education.)

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