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Late Night Political Humor

“The Republican presidential candidates held a debate in Michigan. Just what Michigan needs: 12 more people looking for a job.” – Conan O’Brien “There’s another Republican presidential debate tonight. This one is focused on why there were so many Republican debates.” – Jimmy Kimmel “If I were Mitt Romney, I wouldn’t show up anymore. I would [...]

Columbus Day

In light of how we have become a country that demonizes immigrants (mostly illegal ones but sometimes even legal), a regular reader sent me the following comment: Today is the day we celebrate the arrival of the first illegal immigrants. Spanish speaking ones at that. Who came to mine the riches of this land and [...]

Alabama Plays Catch Up to the Past

© Matt Bors Alabama governor Robert Bentley signed into law the nation’s nastiest immigration law, which requires local police to detain anyone suspected of being an undocumented immigrant. You can easily guess how that will end up — anyone who looks the slightest bit Mexican will get hassled and will have to carry citizenship papers [...]

Real Immigration Reform!

Believe it or not, real immigration reform has been achieved in America. The bill includes a liberal guest worker program that grants legal status to undocumented workers, so they can live relatively normal lives. Some people have called that “amnesty”. But what is truly amazing is that this bill is set to become law in [...]

Bait and Switch

© August J. Pollak Pena also said that if Riddle’s bill passes without the exception “With things as they are today, her bill will see a large segment of the Texas population in prison.” A spokesperson for Riddle claims that the exception was to avoid “stifling the economic engine” in Texas. Have these people become [...]

Border Security a Waste of Billions of Dollars

When you hear a conservative say that we have to “secure our border” before we can have immigration reform, you should ask them a few questions. What does “secure our border” even mean? Is it even possible? Has it ever been done, anywhere? What would it take to completely secure a land border? What problems [...]

The Absolute Stupidity of Trying to Seal the Border with Mexico

The next time some politician says that we have to “seal the border” with Mexico before we can do anything about immigration reform, you should realize that this is an absolute lie. It is simply not practical to seal a border that is 2000 miles long.

Do as I say, not as I do

© Rex Babin It has already become a virtual truism that people who are virulently anti-gay are probably acting out of their closet. With the recent revelation that that anti-immigrant hardliner Meg Whitman employed an illegal alien as a housekeeper for nine years, it seems that the same thing applies to people who condemn illegal [...]

Then they would claim Obama is Mexican

© Deb Milbrath

The History of Illegal Immigration

© Lee Judge PolitiFact on “anchor babies” and whether illegal immigrants “drop and leave”.

Well, that solves the problem of who to blame

© Barry Deutsch Blaming those people who don’t look like you — a winning strategy since WWII.

Killing two birds with one stone: immigration and jobs!

© Ed Stein

Hate is not an American Value?

© Brian McFadden

The Threat of Anchor Babies!

© Keith Tucker

How to avoid racial profiling

© Clay Bennett Here’s a good review of the latest legal wrangling.