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		<title>Is Obama a Jedi Knight? See for yourself</title>
		<link>http://politicalirony.com/2008/07/04/is-obama-a-jedi-knight-see-for-yourself/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:35:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[George Lucas won&#8217;t answer the question of whether or not Darth Vader is an appropriate name for Dick Cheney, other than to say that Cheney seems to like the nickname (some people think he came up with it himself). But he did say that Obama is definitely a Jedi Knight. &#8220;I would say that’s reasonably [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>George Lucas won&#8217;t answer the question of whether or not Darth Vader is an appropriate name for Dick Cheney, other than to say that Cheney seems to like the nickname (<a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2008/06/is-barack-obama.html">some people think he came up with it himself</a>). But he did say that <a href="http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/06/25/lol-george-lucas-tells-house-subcommittee-that-barack-obama-is-obviously-a-jedi/">Obama is definitely a Jedi Knight</a>. &#8220;I would say that’s reasonably obvious&#8221; says Lucas.</p>
<p>Decide for yourself. Just check out these photos:</p>
<p><a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/funnypictures/ig/100-Funny-Pictures/Obama-Jedi.htm"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-416" title="Obama Jedi 1" src="http://politicalirony.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/obama_jedi_knight.jpg" alt="Obama Jedi 1" width="400" height="412" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://my.barackobama.com/page/group/JediforObama"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-417" title="Obama Jedi 2" src="http://politicalirony.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/mx_150my_150.jpeg" alt="Obama Jedi 2" width="150" height="145" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/barackobama/ig/Barack-Obama-Pictures/Obama-Jedi-Knight.htm"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-415" title="Obama Jedi 3" src="http://politicalirony.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/obama-jedi.jpg" alt="Obama Jedi 3" width="400" height="300" /></a></p>
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		<title>On this 4th, remember the Right to Free Speech and Drugs</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:39:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone is going to have an extra reason to celebrate the Fourth of July &#8212; Rush Limbaugh just signed a radio contract worth $400 million. This is what our forefathers fought for:

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Someone is going to have an extra reason to celebrate the Fourth of July &#8212; Rush Limbaugh just <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/03/business/media/03radio.html?_r=1&amp;ref=business&amp;oref=slogin">signed a radio contract worth $400 million</a>. This is what our forefathers fought for:<br />
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from 23/6</a></p>
<p>We have to wonder how things would have been different if <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tony-newman/what-if-rush-had-gone-to_b_110599.html">Rush had gone to prison for his illegal drug use</a>, rather than using high-priced lawyers to get out of it:</p>
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<p>Limbaugh scoffed at the idea that African Americans are disproportionately arrested on drug charges, and suggested that the solution should be to arrest more white drug users. Of course, once it was his own ass on the line, <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tony-newman/what-if-rush-had-gone-to_b_110599.html">this white drug user changed his tune pretty quick</a>, and championed rehab for himself.</p>
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		<title>Ever-Ready Fox News lies again, and again, and again</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 00:27:09 +0000</pubDate>
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Gen. Wesley Clark says that McCain&#8217;s military record (which he praised) does not automatically make McCain the best candidate for president.
The media, led by Fox News and the McCain campaign, goes wingnut claiming that Clark attacked McCain&#8217;s military service (even though he did not).
The McCain campaign tries to blame Obama and attack his lack of patriotism, [...]]]></description>
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<li>Gen. Wesley Clark says that McCain&#8217;s military record (which he praised) does not automatically make McCain the best candidate for president.</li>
<li>The media, led by Fox News and the McCain campaign, <a href="http://politicalirony.com/2008/07/01/what-wesley-clark-said-and-how-the-media-covered-it/">goes wingnut claiming that Clark attacked McCain&#8217;s military service</a> (even though he did not).</li>
<li>The McCain campaign <a href="http://politicalirony.com/2008/06/30/mccain-what-is-he-hiding-about-his-military-record/">tries to blame Obama and attack his lack of patriotism</a>, even though Clark was not speaking on behalf of Obama, and even though Obama publicly rejected what Clark had said. Obama, who frequently calls McCain a &#8220;genuine American hero&#8221;, is forced to defend his own patriotism.</li>
<li>Fox News says (repeatedly) that if Obama is patriotic, then why did he not vote to condemn Moveon.org when they ran their &#8220;General Betray-us&#8221; ad against General David Petraeus. Watch them do it in this video:</li>
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<p>The only problem is, <a href="http://www.jedreport.com/2008/07/barack-obamas-s.html">Obama did vote to condemn the Moveon.org &#8220;General Betray-us&#8221; ad</a>. But as you can see in the video, this doesn&#8217;t stop Fox News from repeating this false accusation.</p>
<p>Lesson: Fox doesn&#8217;t actually need a valid reason to attack Obama.</p>
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		<title>Bush Tours America to Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 00:13:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Rivalry</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 20:01:23 +0000</pubDate>
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&copy; Ben Sargent</a></p>
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		<title>Up in the air&#8230; it&#8217;s a bird, it&#8217;s a plane!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:54:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>McCain is now running for Karl Rove&#8217;s third term</title>
		<link>http://politicalirony.com/2008/07/03/mccain-for-karl-roves-third-term/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:53:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, McCain did a major reorganization of his campaign staff, the second such shake-up in a year. But what should be setting off warning bells is the people who are now in charge of his campaign. McCain elevated Steve Schmidt to full operational control. Schmidt is considered a pupil of Rove, and he is a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yesterday, <a href="http://blog.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/07/02/schmidt_takes_over_daytoday_le.html?hpid=topnews">McCain did a major reorganization of his campaign staff</a>, the second such shake-up in a year. But what should be setting off warning bells is <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/03/us/politics/02cnd-manage.html">the people who are now in charge of his campaign</a>. McCain elevated Steve Schmidt to full operational control. Schmidt is considered <a href="http://www.electoral-vote.com/evp2008/Pres/Maps/Jul03.html">a pupil of Rove</a>, and he is a veteran of Bush&#8217;s 2004 presidential campaign.  According to the NY Times, &#8220;Mr. Schmidt’s elevation is the latest sign of increasing influence of veterans of Mr. Rove’s shop in the McCain operation.&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://cliffschecter.firedoglake.com/2008/07/03/karl-rove-reshapes-the-mccain-campaign/">Other Rove associates added to McCain&#8217;s campaign</a> include Nicolle Wallace, communications director for the 2004 Bush campaign, as a senior advisor, who will travel with McCain. Greg Jenkins, another Rove veteran, has joined the McCain communications team.</p>
<p>Is it a coincidence that McCain has gone deeply negative in the last few days, attacking not only Obama, but Gen. Wesley Clark and Sen. Jim Webb?  <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/03/us/politics/02cnd-manage.html?pagewanted=2&amp;_r=2&amp;hp">The Times also notes</a> that, under Rove, Schmidt was in charge of the Bush campaign&#8217;s &#8220;war room&#8221; and that &#8220;one sign of Mr. Schmidt’s increasing influence in the campaign’s rapid response operation was the quickness with which it seized on a remark by Gen. Wesley K. Clark.&#8221;</p>
<p>Consider this a warning that McCain&#8217;s campaign is going very very negative. Get ready for <a href="http://www.thenation.com/doc/20080128/banks">the same nasty tactics that were used against McCain himself in Bush&#8217;s 2000 primary campaign</a>.</p>
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		<title>How far can McCain distance himself from Cheney?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are reports that McCain has been trying to distance himself from president Bush, because of Bush&#8217;s record-breaking unpopularity. But the only person less popular than Bush is his vice president, Dick Cheney. McCain hasn&#8217;t said much about Cheney recently, but if you go back to 2004, when McCain was campaigning for Bush, he called [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are reports that McCain has been trying to <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121493389576919869.html?mod=googlenews_wsj">distance himself from president Bush</a>, because of Bush&#8217;s record-breaking unpopularity. But the only person less popular than Bush is his vice president, Dick Cheney. McCain hasn&#8217;t said much about Cheney recently, but if you go back to 2004, when McCain was campaigning for Bush, he called Cheney &#8220;one of the most capable, experienced, intelligent and steady vice presidents this country has ever had.&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/politicselections/nation/president/2004-07-28-mccain_x.htm">http://www.usatoday.com/news/politicselections/nation/president/2004-07-28-mccain_x.htm </a></p>
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		<title>Will Bush break the all-time record?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:54:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Bush is within striking distance of the all-time record of vacation days taken by a sitting president. Reagan&#8217;s record was 436, and with Bush starting a vacation today, he is sitting (and I do mean sitting) at 423. Can he do it?
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What&#8217;s truly ironic about this is that on Tuesday, White House spokesman Tony [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>President Bush is within striking distance of the all-time record of vacation days taken by a sitting president. Reagan&#8217;s record was 436, and with Bush starting a vacation today, he is sitting (and I do mean sitting) at 423. Can he do it?</p>
<p><a href="http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Daily_Show_salutes_Bush_presidential_vacation_0816.html">http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Daily_Show_salutes_Bush_presidential_vacation_0816.html</a></p>
<p>What&#8217;s truly ironic about this is that on Tuesday, <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/2008/07/02/mccain-dodge-economics/">White House spokesman Tony Fratto accused the Democrats in the Senate of slacking off</a>, because they left for their Independence day break with unfinished legislation. Hypocritically, the unfinished legislation named by Fratto includes a housing bill, which was delayed by Nevada Republican John Ensign, and a Medicare bill, which the White House themselves asked Republican Arlen Specter to delay.</p>
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		<title>Hitchens - &#8220;Believe me, it&#8217;s torture&#8221;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Christopher Hitchens, who is unabashedly pro-war, and who has (in the past now) drawn a distinction between &#8220;extreme interrogation&#8221; techniques and &#8220;outright torture&#8221;, agreed to be waterboarded to show that it was not torture. In a turnaround that was hardly a surprise, Hitchens now says that waterboarding is definitely torture. This is despite the fact [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Christopher Hitchens, who is unabashedly pro-war, and who has (in the past now) <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/jul/02/humanrights.usa">drawn a distinction</a> between &#8220;extreme interrogation&#8221; techniques and &#8220;outright torture&#8221;, agreed to be waterboarded to show that it was not torture. In a turnaround that was hardly a surprise, Hitchens now says that waterboarding is definitely torture. This is despite the fact that he was allowed to stop the process at any time by giving a signal (which he did).</p>
<blockquote><p><span class="dc">Y</span>ou may have read by now the official lie about this treatment, which is that it “simulates” the feeling of drowning. This is not the case. You feel that you are drowning because you <em>are</em> drowning—or, rather, being drowned, albeit slowly and under controlled conditions and at the mercy (or otherwise) of those who are applying the pressure. The “board” is the instrument, <em>not</em> the method. You are not being boarded. You are being watered. This was very rapidly brought home to me when, on top of the hood, which still admitted a few flashes of random and worrying strobe light to my vision, three layers of enveloping towel were added. In this pregnant darkness, head downward, I waited for a while until I abruptly felt a slow cascade of water going up my nose. Determined to resist if only for the honor of my navy ancestors who had so often been in peril on the sea, I held my breath for a while and then had to exhale and—as you might expect—inhale in turn. The inhalation brought the damp cloths tight against my nostrils, as if a huge, wet paw had been suddenly and annihilatingly clamped over my face. Unable to determine whether I was breathing in or out, and flooded more with sheer panic than with mere water, I triggered the pre-arranged signal and felt the unbelievable relief of being pulled upright and having the soaking and stifling layers pulled off me. I find I don’t want to tell you how little time I lasted.</p>
<p>&#8230; If waterboarding does not constitute torture, then there is no such thing as torture.</p></blockquote>
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