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Late Night Political Humor

“A man got a tattoo saying that Kentucky won the NCAA tournament this year even though they lost. The tattoo is right above his tattoo congratulating President Mitt Romney.” – Conan O’Brien “George W. Bush and Bill Clinton sat next to each other at the big game. Clinton congratulated UConn on its big win, while […]

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Fair and Balanced Cosmos

Funny or Die imagines what would happen if religious right-wingers had their way with the Cosmos TV series:

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Late Night Political Humor

“President Obama invited the U.S. Olympic team to the White House yesterday to congratulate them on their performance in Sochi. Of course it got awkward when Biden told the biathletes, ‘I won’t rest until all you guys can get married.’” – Jimmy Fallon “Obamacare hit its numbers. Despite all the initial problems, Healthcare.gov surpassed the […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“George W. Bush will open an art exhibit at his presidential library that will feature portraits he painted of various world leaders. He was going to include a painting of bin Laden, but he couldn’t find it.” – Jimmy Fallon “House Budget Committee Chairman Paul Ryan just released his budget proposal for 2015. Of course, […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“The Kremlin announced today that Vladimir Putin and his wife have officially divorced. She’ll get the house and the car and he’ll get Crimea, Ukraine, Belarus…” – Seth Meyers “Vladimir Putin’s divorce became final today. So ladies, he’s officially single. Run!” – Seth Meyers “A new poll has found that 75 percent of Americans believe […]

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Colbert Unplugged

CBS has announced that Stephen Colbert will be replacing David Letterman on the Late Show. What makes this interesting is that Colbert will drop his faux-conservative persona and will be himself. Or as Colbert put it “I won’t be doing the new show in character, so we’ll all get to find out how much of […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“The White House says it’s surpassed its goal for people enrolled in Obamacare. It’s amazing what you can achieve when you make something mandatory and fine people if they don’t do it, and keep extending the deadline for months.” – Jimmy Fallon “The Secret Service arrested a man today after he tried to scale a […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“President Obama visited with Pope Francis today, and during the meeting the president gave Pope Francis some seeds used in the White House garden. Then he said, ‘Don’t plant these where anyone can see them. They’re straight from Denver. ‘” – Jimmy Fallon “It’s traditional for world leaders to exchange gifts when they meet for […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“Intelligence officials say they had a hard time predicting Russia’s invasion because Vladimir Putin doesn’t own a cellphone or use the Internet due to fear of being tracked. You can tell Putin doesn’t spend much time online. When he says ‘LOL’, he means ‘Look out, Latvia’.” – Jimmy Fallon “That’s right, Putin doesn’t have a […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“President Obama has convinced the leaders of the world’s biggest economies to move the G-8 summit out of Russia this summer and meet in Brussels instead. Then Vladimir Putin said, ‘All good. By summer, Brussels will be part of Russia.’” – Jimmy Fallon “They’ve kicked Vladimir Putin out of the G-8, the most powerful economic […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“Let’s talk about March Madness. It starts out with 68. Then it goes to 32. And then it drops to 16. You know what it’s like? It’s like President Obama’s approval rating.” – David Letterman “In March Madness, when No. 3 Syracuse was eliminated, I heard people say the Orange had been eliminated. They said […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“Absolutely nothing new has happened with the missing plane. It is astounding how they continue to report ‘news’ even though they have zero information; although, it never stopped Fox News.” – Bill Maher “Fox News, they may be a little biased, we had an earthquake here on Monday and they reported that the Earth’s crust […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“The president announced his bracket for the NCAA tournament. March Madness starts tomorrow and Obama is predicting Michigan State will beat Louisville to win the national championship. Going by Obama’s past predictions, I want to congratulate Louisville on their big win.” – Jimmy Fallon “The NCAA tournament tips off tomorrow. As is now the tradition, […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“A new poll found that two-thirds of Americans are following the situation in Ukraine, which is impressive. Usually, you can’t find two-thirds of Americans who are following the situation in America.” – Jimmy Fallon “Vice President Biden said today that the U.S. is considering sending troops to the Baltic states bordering Russia. According to Biden, […]

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Invasion of Privacy

© Tom Tomorrow Years ago I started writing a short story called “The Invasion of Privacy”. The plot was that a scientist had figured out how to focus “gravity waves” over a distance, so you could see a (black-and-white) image of anything going on anywhere in the world. Sound worked too, by measuring the vibrations […]

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