Political Irony

“We had a lousy audience last night. You couldn’t tell if they were laughing at the jokes or if they were being tickled by New York Congressman Massa.” – David Letterman
“He admits to groping, fondling, and tickling. And I’m thinking, well, why isn’t this guy governor of New York?” – David Letterman
“Massa goes on the [...]

“Rush Limbaugh says if health care reform passes, he’s going to leave the country and move to Costa Rica. Hey, you know what that means, right? That means one less overweight smoker the rest of us don’t have to pay for.” – Jay Leno
“Health care passes, Rush Limbaugh leaving. Or as President Obama calls that, [...]

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“Well, big changes announced today for the next Indianapolis 500. All the cars will be Toyota Priuses.” – Jay Leno
“As you know, the Toyota Prius is a hybrid — half gas engine, half runaway racehorse.” – Jay Leno
“Yesterday, in San Diego, a man called the police when the accelerator on his Prius got stuck and [...]

“Sarah Palin is getting her own reality show. It’s going to be called ‘So You Think You Can See Russia?’” – Craig Ferguson
“As you may have heard, the House has passed a $15 billion jobs bill. That’s the good news. The bad news? All those new jobs, fixing Toyotas.” – Jay Leno
“They have two hosts [...]