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Late Night Political Humor

“North Korean leader Kim Jong Un made his first public appearance yesterday in over 40 days. But since he saw his shadow, that now means 60 more years of nuclear winter.” – Jimmy Fallon “For the last two months evil North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has been missing. Well, apparently he is back in […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“President Obama played his 200th round of golf yesterday. Then Democrats said, ‘You know what? He can do whatever he wants as long as he’s not trying to campaign for us.’” – Jimmy Fallon “Last week was the big fundraiser for President Obama hosted by Gwyneth Paltrow. It was hosted at her house. And people […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“It’s reported that President Obama may take executive action to shut down the prison in Guantanamo Bay. It will backfire when the terrorists there say, ‘We’re not going out there. Those new terrorists are scary! I got four meals a day here and I get my nails done. I like it here.’” – Jimmy Fallon […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“They just announced that the budget deficit has shrunk to only $486 billion, which is the lowest it’s been since President Obama took office. Obama said, ‘Well, I guess we’ll just have to work harder … Wait, is that good news?’” – Jimmy Fallon “They’re getting ready for Halloween at the White House. The pumpkins […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“A survey found that more than half of Americans see President Obama’s time in office as a failure. While the rest said, ‘You saw him in his office? When?’” – Jimmy Fallon “Obama was actually in his office yesterday. He met with his Secret Service director to talk about the recent White House security breaches. […]

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Dress for Success, Period!

OMG! Stephen Colbert is hilarious: He even cracks himself up a few times.

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Late Night Political Humor

“Today is Vladimir Putin’s 62nd birthday. He celebrated the way he always does: having someone try his cake before him.” – Jimmy Fallon “Today is Russian President Vladimir Putin’s birthday, as those of you who are friends with him on Facebook know.” – Jimmy Kimmel “Vladimir Putin turned 62 years old today. It must be […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“Secret Service Director Julia Pierson stepped down after two major security breaches at the White House. It turns out Pierson’s first job was actually as a costumed character at Disney World. I’m guessing the character was Sleeping Beauty.” – Jimmy Fallon “Julia Pierson hopped over the fence and turned in her resignation.” – David Letterman […]

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Why Conservatives are Afraid of Ebola

Some Fear Ebola Outbreak Could Make Nation Turn to Science by Andy Borowitz NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—There is a deep-seated fear among some Americans that an Ebola outbreak could make the country turn to science. In interviews conducted across the nation, leading anti-science activists expressed their concern that the American people, wracked with anxiety […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“After all the recent security breaches at the White House, Julia Pierson, the director of the Secret Service, resigned today. She said she’ll miss being in the White House, but knowing the Secret Service, she should be able to come back any time she wants. The door is always open … literally.” – Jimmy Fallon […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“Congratulations to Chelsea Clinton, who gave birth to a baby girl named Charlotte on Friday. Or as Hillary described the baby, ‘Third in line to the throne’.” – Jimmy Fallon “Congratulations to Chelsea Clinton. Over the weekend, she gave birth to a baby girl. The baby girl will not confirm or deny whether she’s running […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“The Department of Defense unveiled a new policy that will let undocumented immigrants serve in the military. Is it me, or does that just sound like a sneaky way to get rid of immigrants?” – Jimmy Fallon “Attorney General Eric Holder announced today that he is resigning after five years with the administration. Obama said, […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“President Obama is facing criticism over an incident yesterday where he was holding a cup of coffee in his hand, and then used that same hand to salute a Marine. Though with all that’s going on in the world, I’m surprised he didn’t salute with a bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and a […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“The White House has been having big security issues lately, after an intruder actually managed to jump the fence and make it inside. The White House actually said they will start locking the doors. When asked if he wanted a key, Biden said, ‘I’m fine just using the doggie door’.” – Jimmy Fallon “It’s bad […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“There were some major security issues at the White House over the weekend. On Friday, a guy got to the front doors of the White House, and on Saturday another guy jumped over the White House fence. Officials are wondering why it’s so easy to get in, while Obama is wondering why it’s so hard […]

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