Satirist Andy Borowitz reports that a new poll shows that 97% of Americans favor SEAL Team Six — the elite unit that took out Osama bin Laden — landing on the US Capitol building and taking out Congress by force. According to the study “There’s a broad consensus out there that the Navy SEALs get things done, and that they would make C-SPAN more fun to watch.”
In related news, in reporting on bin Laden’s death, Fox News apologized for mispronouncing Barack Obama’s name as “George W. Bush.”
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I still like the “Obama tweet” where he says ” come on guys, the ‘s’ isn’t even close to the ‘b’ on the keyboard” best.
I’m not surprised, except that Congress got 2%. The poll must have freakishly hit everyone in the nation that would pick Congress.