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Not Intended to Be a Factual Statement

Even Stephen Colbert falls out of character and cracks up laughing:

Colbert followed up by tweeting more statements not intended to be factual:

Jon Kyl actually prefers Hydrox to Oreos. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

Jon Kyl = ax2 + bx + c #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

Jon Kyl developed his own line of hair care products just so he could test them on bunnies. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

Jon Kyl was sent from the future to kill Sarah Conner. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

Jon Kyl cheated on Sandra Bullock. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

Jon Kyl bought a SodaStream so he could drink *carbonated* tears of the poor. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

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This was written by Iron Knee. Posted on Wednesday, April 13, 2011, at 7:48 am. Filed under Humor. Tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Both comments and trackbacks are currently closed.

4 Comments

  1. Michael wrote:

    IK is actually Michele Bachmann’s alter ego; it’s her form of therapy through which she purges any hint of rationality from her public image. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

    Wednesday, April 13, 2011 at 9:10 am | Permalink
  2. Iron Knee wrote:

    If that’s true, then here’s the latest ironic cartoon about me — http://i.imgur.com/3zdAG.jpg

    Wednesday, April 13, 2011 at 9:14 am | Permalink
  3. Thought Dancer wrote:

    Good one Michael!

    Wednesday, April 13, 2011 at 12:57 pm | Permalink
  4. Not Factual wrote:

    Yeah, there’s even more (statements intended to be factual but not) at notintendedtobeafactualstatement dot com

    Monday, April 18, 2011 at 6:56 am | Permalink