Daniel Kurtzman has a hilarious Glenn Beck Conspiracy Theory Generator over at his About.com political humor site. A lovely way to give yourself a giggle or two. Who needs the real Glenn Beck when a computer program can make just as much sense?
Here’s just one example, but there are plenty more where this came from:
UPDATE: Someone put up a site that throws quotes at you, some from the Glenn Beck Conspiracy Theory Generator, and some from the real Glenn Beck. See if you can tell the difference!
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For a challenge, someone should post real Beck quotes along with these ones and see if people can tell the difference
Someone already did: http://www.proprofs.com/quiz-school/story.php?title=actual-glenn-beck-quote-conspiracy-theory-generator
That is hilarious.
I got a 73% which I guess is passing….not sure what that says about me though.
I only got 36%, I’d have done better flipping a coin.
Bert, you clearly haven’t been watching enough Glenn Beck. 🙂
If you read carefully it’s pretty easy to spot the fakes vs the real thing. But the things he’s actually said are scarier than the generator – in that it’s scary anyone could believe anything he says.
I thought “This is easy”: 0 for 1.
Ended up 4/11.
Anybody know if this just mixes his phrases or if it actually creates new conspiracy theories?
I think we have finally uncovered the truth – the Conspiracy Generator doesn’t just mix up his phrases, it’s the software he actually uses to plan his shows 🙂