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The Glenn Beck Conspiracy Theory Generator

Daniel Kurtzman has a hilarious Glenn Beck Conspiracy Theory Generator over at his About.com political humor site. A lovely way to give yourself a giggle or two. Who needs the real Glenn Beck when a computer program can make just as much sense?

Here’s just one example, but there are plenty more where this came from:

UPDATE: Someone put up a site that throws quotes at you, some from the Glenn Beck Conspiracy Theory Generator, and some from the real Glenn Beck. See if you can tell the difference!

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  1. BTN wrote:

    For a challenge, someone should post real Beck quotes along with these ones and see if people can tell the difference

    Wednesday, February 16, 2011 at 12:15 am | Permalink
  2. Just a guy wrote:

    Someone already did: http://www.proprofs.com/quiz-school/story.php?title=actual-glenn-beck-quote-conspiracy-theory-generator

    Wednesday, February 16, 2011 at 5:51 am | Permalink
  3. starluna wrote:

    That is hilarious.

    Wednesday, February 16, 2011 at 9:17 am | Permalink
  4. Mad Hatter wrote:

    I got a 73% which I guess is passing….not sure what that says about me though.

    Wednesday, February 16, 2011 at 10:19 am | Permalink
  5. Bert wrote:

    I only got 36%, I’d have done better flipping a coin.

    Wednesday, February 16, 2011 at 1:06 pm | Permalink
  6. Iron Knee wrote:

    Bert, you clearly haven’t been watching enough Glenn Beck. 🙂

    Wednesday, February 16, 2011 at 4:10 pm | Permalink
  7. Jason Ray wrote:

    If you read carefully it’s pretty easy to spot the fakes vs the real thing. But the things he’s actually said are scarier than the generator – in that it’s scary anyone could believe anything he says.

    Wednesday, February 16, 2011 at 4:48 pm | Permalink
  8. BTN wrote:

    I thought “This is easy”: 0 for 1.
    Ended up 4/11.

    Anybody know if this just mixes his phrases or if it actually creates new conspiracy theories?

    Wednesday, February 16, 2011 at 5:57 pm | Permalink
  9. Jason Ray wrote:

    I think we have finally uncovered the truth – the Conspiracy Generator doesn’t just mix up his phrases, it’s the software he actually uses to plan his shows 🙂

    Thursday, February 17, 2011 at 11:09 am | Permalink