Whatever you think of governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, you have to admit that he has a good sense of humor. On Monday, he gave the commencement address at Emory University in Atlanta (and received an honorary degree in return):
This is my first law degree. … Finally, the Kennedys will think I’m a success. And Maria can finally bring me home to meet her family.
I was also going to give a graduation speech in Arizona this weekend. But with my accent, I was afraid they would try to deport me.
Of course, if they ever deported Arnold, he would just say “I’ll be back.”