Political Irony

© Tom Tomorrow

Having trouble understanding the federal budget and the deficit? This should clear things up:

© David Horsey

“It was announced today they’re coming out with an official Inauguration Day DVD. Listen to this, it’s going to contain a lot of extras, including the Supreme Court Justice John Roberts blooper reel. You don’t want to miss this.” -Jay Leno “Yesterday, Obama had to have the oath of office re-administered by Chief Justice Roberts. […]

“Nice to have you all here. As you all know, George Bush is no longer president, so there’ll be no monologue.” -Jay Leno “Yesterday, in San Francisco, someone replaced all the street signs on Bush Street with signs that say Obama Street. Locals say it doesn’t really matter because every street in San Francisco goes […]

“Barack Obama now the 44th President of the United States. Fascinating. As you know, we’ve never had an African-American president. We’ve had a Dutch-American president. We’ve had an Irish-American president. We’ve even had an incompetent American president. But we’ve never had an African-American president.” -Jay Leno “Barack Obama is the new President of the United […]